One Reason Why You Shouldn’t Get Drunk!

Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.

They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on ‘I Will Survive,’ so you’re off on the dance floor .

After an hour or so, when ‘Heart of Glass’ has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three

You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.

YOU buy him a drink.

He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.

When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you .

You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don’t want it to stop.
“I don’t usually do this sort of thing,” you hear yourself saying, “but I’ve never felt like this before.

Do you want to come back to my place?”

You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night’s memories slightly blurred

You look at yourself in the mirror , make an “ugh” sound. .

As you’re sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a night of passion  flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .

With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom and see…

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(Oh my God>>>>I swear I will NEVER drink again!!!!!)

5 Responses to One Reason Why You Shouldn’t Get Drunk!

  1. Capri says:

    I SWEAR I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN IF I SAW THAT WHEN I WOKE UP!!!

  2. Virgilio says:

    I pray god i’ll find a man like that. BEARS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. dan says:

    that guy is hot!!!

    if drinking means you wake up with him, im gonna go get drunk right now…

  4. podge says:

    hahahahahahhaha love it

  5. Monique says:

    Bhahahahahaha!

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